
OBITUARIES MARCH 2025 - onwards
Player: sovietdrunk
Soviet is a hardcore spawn runner and lava cast gazer. He’s died will partaking in spawn activities a few times now.
Player: Mr Noob
Mr Noob goes out in style, parking his corpse on the beginner’s ledge in a sea of bodies strewn across the cobble.
Player: SkuaSeptember
A mystery player, who we think may be a 2b2t hostile until we receive confirmation. Pictured here after a plummet onto ice
Player: Ojey
The actual head of Ojey44, one of p-anarchy’s top death-ers. Head here was found in March 2025 in a spawn tunnel.
Player: Melon Man Bot
An awesome piece of p-anarchy history has been uncovered by FighterJet. This creature, Melon Man Bot, was Synful’s main kill account for the spawn massacres of Nov-Jan 24-25. This player probably has a higher kill count than any other.
Player: Phantom
Phantom got phantom-punched by the cold, stone fists of p-anarchy 0’0.
Player: CH Tripl
CH found death before a very fortunate encounter with the Kits Santa (NightmareTrick). We hope CH is far from 0’0 now.
Player: Calat
Calat was decimated by a Warden and is yet to recover. We tried to warn him.
Player: Digold
Digold is an Arch Indian Mage and leader of his own magic guild. He will probably be in the Hall of Fame soon. Pictured here in a watery spawn pit, dead with a smile.
Player: That Pesky Ray
Pesky, in his cute duck face, wasn’t cute enough for the jagged edges of spawn.
Player: Beskhu
Beskhu was found dead here in Nether weeds. A known associate of ClubnBabySeals, and a top shelf player.
Player: Cramwich
Cramwich died and got brutally laughed at in chat. He then logged out forever.
Player: AngryPopTart
Dead in the deadly 500-block zone, amongst obsidian sculptures.
Player: WillyGoat 69
Willy Goat, tongue out, dead (but not for long - he’s in the Hall of Fame now).
Player: Killduxban
Kill is a new arrival on the Anarchy circuit and has formed fast friends with NightmareTrick. This does not mean that Kill has been able to escape death.
Player: X4ria
On a lonely cobble pillar, by the waterfalls at spawn, lies the corpse of x4ria.
Player: Acoustic Child 14
Joining the Acoustic Twins 12 and 13 for just a short time, before deciding that p-anarchy was too dang hard-ingtons.
Player: Uraverageredhead
Readhead is dead in the Nether if you want to go see the head. It is a one-of-a-kind.
Player: Taxeniz
Spawn at spawn. One of my fav comics.
Player: _Supr
_Supr was pole-axed by p-anarchy spawn.
Player: Oil Bot
Oil Bot……..left to rot.
Player: CokeAddictTeko
As the name implies, a stroke happened and Teko died as a direct result of his addiction. For the record, we officially recommend clear-headed spawn escape.
Player: Armandood
Capped outside central spawn, Armandood is a Lunar Anarchy legend and a valued p-anarchy member and corpse.
Player: Furtive Wings
Pictured here wearing the head of NoSleep, Furtive was end-crystal-yeeted by Pook and was not thrilled at all.
Player: Codeflake
Code was curb stomped right here on this cast. He hasn’t made it back since.
Player: Cadgam
Cadgam died in a green santa hat at spawn.
Player: SquishyWater
Squishy got squished down at the spawn farm.
Player: Silly Guitar
SillyG ain’t messin’. He’s far from 0’0 now after just a few deaths.