OBITUARIES MARCH 2025 - onwards

Player: sovietdrunk

Soviet is a hardcore spawn runner and lava cast gazer. He’s died will partaking in spawn activities a few times now.

Player: Mr Noob

Mr Noob goes out in style, parking his corpse on the beginner’s ledge in a sea of bodies strewn across the cobble.

Player: SkuaSeptember

A mystery player, who we think may be a 2b2t hostile until we receive confirmation. Pictured here after a plummet onto ice

Player: Ojey

The actual head of Ojey44, one of p-anarchy’s top death-ers. Head here was found in March 2025 in a spawn tunnel.

Player: Melon Man Bot

An awesome piece of p-anarchy history has been uncovered by FighterJet. This creature, Melon Man Bot, was Synful’s main kill account for the spawn massacres of Nov-Jan 24-25. This player probably has a higher kill count than any other.

Player: Phantom

Phantom got phantom-punched by the cold, stone fists of p-anarchy 0’0.

Player: CH Tripl

CH found death before a very fortunate encounter with the Kits Santa (NightmareTrick). We hope CH is far from 0’0 now.

Player: Calat

Calat was decimated by a Warden and is yet to recover. We tried to warn him.

Player: Digold

Digold is an Arch Indian Mage and leader of his own magic guild. He will probably be in the Hall of Fame soon. Pictured here in a watery spawn pit, dead with a smile.

Player: That Pesky Ray

Pesky, in his cute duck face, wasn’t cute enough for the jagged edges of spawn.

Player: Beskhu

Beskhu was found dead here in Nether weeds. A known associate of ClubnBabySeals, and a top shelf player.

Player: Cramwich

Cramwich died and got brutally laughed at in chat. He then logged out forever.

Player: AngryPopTart

Dead in the deadly 500-block zone, amongst obsidian sculptures.

Player: WillyGoat 69

Willy Goat, tongue out, dead (but not for long - he’s in the Hall of Fame now).

Player: Killduxban

Kill is a new arrival on the Anarchy circuit and has formed fast friends with NightmareTrick. This does not mean that Kill has been able to escape death.

Player: X4ria

On a lonely cobble pillar, by the waterfalls at spawn, lies the corpse of x4ria.

Player: Acoustic Child 14

Joining the Acoustic Twins 12 and 13 for just a short time, before deciding that p-anarchy was too dang hard-ingtons.

Player: Uraverageredhead

Readhead is dead in the Nether if you want to go see the head. It is a one-of-a-kind.

Player: Taxeniz

Spawn at spawn. One of my fav comics.

Player: _Supr

_Supr was pole-axed by p-anarchy spawn.

Player: Oil Bot

Oil Bot……..left to rot.

Player: CokeAddictTeko

As the name implies, a stroke happened and Teko died as a direct result of his addiction. For the record, we officially recommend clear-headed spawn escape.

Player: Armandood

Capped outside central spawn, Armandood is a Lunar Anarchy legend and a valued p-anarchy member and corpse.

Player: Furtive Wings

Pictured here wearing the head of NoSleep, Furtive was end-crystal-yeeted by Pook and was not thrilled at all.

Player: Codeflake

Code was curb stomped right here on this cast. He hasn’t made it back since.

Player: Cadgam

Cadgam died in a green santa hat at spawn.

Player: SquishyWater

Squishy got squished down at the spawn farm.

Player: Silly Guitar

SillyG ain’t messin’. He’s far from 0’0 now after just a few deaths.