
OBITUARIES
Notable deaths on P-ANARCHY 2024-2025
Player: Cherry Death
A strong player who was at the vanguard of post-Synful spawn escape. Cherry disappeared soon after NightmareTrick showed up.
Player: (censored) ZB
ZB gets on this list for the most offensive player name award. Not necessarily an award you want to win, as it makes Goliath angry! We are a magical twink server!
Player: Juno Punkk
Juno is our spawn Sisyphus, forging a relentless path into the Bad Lands.
Player: Monarch03
A veteran vanilla OG spawn escaper who can’t escape her dark past, even with a new name. The Dark Monarch’s past may be hidden within the coded number 3.
Player: GodBot1000
Does this guy really need an introduction? We all know who GodBot is. And yes, GodBot is good at minecraft (Bot still died on Pan Anarchy, but that’s normal because it’s the Hardest Spawn Escape Eva etc.)
Player: AndarMC
Andar’s decapitated Pikachu head now forms a famous gravesite along one of the main spawn exit roads.
Player: (dot) .Pan0eye0
Pan’s gender neutral clone. Clone Pan is a Frankenstein, digital-entity emanation of Pan’s triangle bone.
Player: Yaxou
A victim of the Synful grief-massacre. Yaxou’s slaughtered turtle head is morbidly entombed here in a central spawn lava cast from late 2024.
Player: Jetsada (hall of fame)
A fallen Goliath Legionnaire’s Spawn tomb.
Player: Tyler Durden7
Brad found in a pit under lava casts.
Player: AjarTundra
On a malicious bridge, far from 0’0, the head of Mr Tundra lies in eternal shade.
Player: FallSky
Found by a portal in the darkened alcoves that hang above central spawn.
Player: Shiny Wurmple
The 500-block zone of oblivion claims the innocent soul of Shiny, amongst many.
Player: eyebow
Above the flooded central spawn cube rests eyebow, suspended in blue hell.
Player: Acoustic Child12
Acoustic Child12, alongside Acousticchild13, Buno and FighterJet, made an absolutely mad escape from spawn via OW and Nether. Unfortunately, this wasn’t without its moments of death, as can be seen here in this spot, not far from 0’0. RIP Acoustic Child13 and Buno.
Player: OG Minecrafter
Found in downtown central spawn, beside the corpse of killer G, OG lies dead. Don’t be misled! Word has it that OG is now miles from spawn, having conquered many lava casts and open nether hellscapes.
Player: ClubnBabySeals
I presume he means he likes to go to raves with baby seals and listen to acid house music. ClubnBabySeals was found dead off of the Badlands Nether Highway.
Player: pma
At the end of a road in the Heartland direction, around 500 blocks from 0’0, pma’s hollow eyes stare from the edge of a massive chasm to bedrock.
Player: Horror Land
One day at Horror Land, I died on the p-anarchy ride and left my head there.
Player: TesterMa
Joining around the same time as CPU, Tester is a grinder, slowly making his way through many, many deaths.
Player: (dot) Kennykendall
The only difference between this clone of Kenny, and the real Kenny, is that this clone hasn’t died as much as Real Kenny.
Player: Karbecerdiatti
Karb found in a lesser traversed area of central spawn, delaying his corpse recovery. He has rotted away to bones.
Player: Ojey44
Under the lava casts of central spawn rests Ojey44’s ancient death spot. This place is significant in that a different corpse mod was being used at the time. Ojey’s death clock is forever at 2 hours, 57 minutes. Zebra’s old dead head is perched in gloom nearby. This spot is from the early days of the server, in November 2024.
Player: Pale Oak Plank
The lava cast clifftop tomb is where the head of Pale rests. Found close to Spawn.
Player: Xz6
Z was an early victim of our new anticheat.
What can we say? Z got smashed and cried about it. Relax bro!
Player: Bongus Bingus
We suggest that Bongus may successfully escape p-anarchy spawn if he’s prepared to cut back on the cones.
Player: XeruBot
Yet another central spawn pyramid victim, found by an old corpse of Val.lum.
Player: Yixen
At the cost of many deaths, Yixen’s stoicism saw him through an epic escape from the unforgiving and flooded 500 block death zone of p-anarchy central spawn.
Player: Oval Aardvark
Oval, unfortunately, hasn’t made it far yet on p-anarchy. As to be expected, the brutality of central spawn claims yet another victim.
Player: NiiYu
Not to be mistaken for Fighter Jet’s similar head, which is a solid black skin with raised bits. Nii_yu’s head is smooth with a dark checkered black pattern. They both have menacing red eyes.
Player: Stop Hacking
Logged in all grouchy to p-anarchy, died a bunch of times at spawn, and then stormed off in a huff after complaining in chat. Lol. Classic p-anarchy new arrival.
Players: BunoWithJuno
Buno was found here in one of his many death spots at spawn. Buno’s spawn escape cost him multiple lives, but along the way Buno griefed Hotler, which is why he is now also in the Hall of Fame! Congratulations Buno!
Player: SheepEater
Now goes by Pooktato (and soon Fishtato). Killed here by a Warden named gaybo.
Player: LucidFive
Part of Synful’s gang. Expert killer, griefer and harmer of newbs.
Player: WhiteAtlas
A Nether Dweller who’s corpse can only be found in the Nether, and nowhere else.
Player: Zebra (hall of fame)
We occasionally make mention of 1 famous death of a hall of fame member. In this case, Zebra famously died at 3K after a long absence from P-ANARCHY. Goliath OG.
Player: Shut_Up
Famed for having the most “triggering” name in Pan’s Kingdom. You feel like starting a fight with this G before you’ve even met him.
Player: Kabbablabba
A future Genghis Goat mystical protégé.
Maybe…
Player: PeggYU (hall of fame)
Pegg has achieved one of the coolest spawn tombs on the map to date. Under spawn roof-Tomb surrounded by evil water.
Player: Philly Real
Philly gets a mention for being Pan Anarchy’s first true emo player.
His skin reminds us of that Good Charlotte song “he was a skater boi, she said cya later boi. He wasn’t good enough 4 her.”
Player: QuestionableIQ
Questionable is now competing with BoatBoi and Kenny for “most deaths at Spawn” raspberry award.
Player: Pratham Warrior
Perched like a dead Indian eagle on a lava cast.
Hindi Gargoyle - Pratham’s dead eagle nest is famous.
Player: girlhole
girlhole is one of our current Vanilla Champions, bravely braving the evil central spawn regions on foot (and in vanilla!).
Needless to say, death is a close companion of girlhole, but that does not cause her to shy from the monumental, Frodo-style Hobbit journey out of Mt Doom.
Player: Murder She Wrote (hall of fame)
Murder’s first ever death. This prime player never dies….until now.
Player: Mihitz
The corpse of Mihitz lies in this cosy death spot, decorating a central spawn lava cast
Player: Pink Balls
We don’t condone the offensive signs in this picture, and which plague anarchy maps in general. This is the only known death location of Goliath member Pink Balls. Please be reminded that we are a diverse, inclusive and non-hateful map.
Player: The Randomer
Known by few, but famous for his green-capped, anime head that is only found in a few locations. Seems to be a top-level MC player.
Player: JelloHorizon
Died right on 500 from 0’0, after a valiant first run through p-anarchy’s death maze.
Player: k1kk
K1kk’ thoughtful location spot for death on Spawn’s desolate lava cast slopes.
Player: ISF00FBUG
Bug’s classic, white-eyed, frozen face can be found littered around central spawn.
Player: dfsJJ
Under the water-logged lavacasts of central spawn lies the corpse of dfs. Come see him before the water washes his head away.
Player: SATADRIVE420
Satadrive, presumably under the influence of marijuana, dove off the central spawn lava cast and ker-splatted in this spot.
Player: lucykubbbbb
Another day, another plummeting death off of the central spawn height-limit pyramid. Hundreds of lives claimed there.
Player: KilldozerFury
Kaltarok’s Alt has peppered spawn with his cool, blood-soaked head! By now, we can only assume that KillD has joined Kal out there somewhere in the far reaches of the wasteland.
Player: Forest Bot
Forest Bot’s one and only death on p-anarchy, which occurred moments after he logged in. He now lives in a hidden forest somewhere in the End Dimensions.
Player: Butt Winkle
Butt Winkle is simply a freak in chat.
Player: TTV Feral Gamer
Feral G is the first to die amongst the Faded (a location at spawn that displays many heads). Feral wins an interesting death location mention.
Player: Swavez (hall of fame)
Swavez’s beachside tomb is one of the map’s best excursions in the outer Drift.
Player: killer grandma
Killer G’s famous first death spot on her first day trying make it out of spawn.
Player: Billiam Egg
Humpty Dumpty Billiam Egg fell off a wall on Pan Anarchy, broke apart, and died.
Player: StoneSlabSix
Winner of the current Bedrock Basement Prize. This prize simply goes to leaving your head in the coolest found spot in the basement of spawn!